Again we have been provided with a clear example of why there should be testing for prospective parents. In Virginia, a six year old boy got himself up in the morning, got himself ready for school and went out to catch the bus. There was only one problem. He missed the bus. Now most kids would have given up and called it a day. Not this little boy. He was on a mission. He went back into the house, got the keys to his mother’s Ford Taurus and tried to drive himself to school. According to people who saw the little boy driving erratically and called police, he was standing up while driving. I guess that’s what you have to do when you’re only 6 and you are having a hard time reaching the wheel and the gas peddle at the same time.

According to reports, the little 6 year old made at least two 90-degree turns, passed several cars and ran off the rural two-lane road several times before hitting an embankment and utility pole about a mile and a half from school. Wow! He almost made it! After the car crashed, a state trooper came on the scene to help the little boy. The little boy got out of the car and started trying to walk to school. He told the officer that he didn’t want to miss breakfast or PE. Bless his heart! How sad is it that he was trying to get to school to get something to eat? The boy told police he learned to drive playing Grand Theft Auto and Monster Truck Jam video games.  At least we know that we can learn how to drive with Grand Theft Auto. Isn’t that positive?

The stupid ass mother, Jacqulyn Deana Waltman, is 26 years old. The dumb ass father, David Eugene Dodson, is 40 years old. Anyone see anything a little wacky with those ages? Those ages mean that the girl had the boy when she was 20 and the father was 34! A 14 year age difference. There ought to be a law against that! Anyway, the father had been ordered by the family court to not leave the 6 year old boy or his 4 year old brother alone with the mother. Obviously we can see why! You may be asking yourself where the mother was when the boy took the car. She was in the bed sleep!! The father had left for work at 6:30am and the mother was at home with the kids in violation of the court order the father was under. Obviously this isn’t the first time this little boy has had to get himself up and ready for school. See why testing prospective parents is a good idea?  Weed out the stupid and make sure they don’t breed.

Jacqulyn Waltman and David Dodson have both been charged with child endangerment. Waltman is being held without bond. Dodson was released on a $5,000 bond. The boy and his 4-year-old brother were placed in protective custody. These parents were very, very stupid. Let’s just hope that next time the children don’t end up dying because of their parents stupidity.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090106/ap_on_re_us/odd_boy_driver