It must be good to be a governor in South North Carolina. You get to take multiple vacations while your state simmers in a stew of unemployment and fund mismanagement, you get to see your girlfriend in exotic places like Argentina if you are a guy (I guess it would work in reverse if you are a woman - you would get to see your boyfriend in exotic places), you get to tell your wife that your girlfriend is your soulmate, BUT you will try to work on your marriage with her (again, works in reverse if you are a woman) AND you get to come back after lying to people about where you are and then go on another vacation a few weeks later.

We should all be so lucky and fortunate. We should also congratulate Gov. Sanford on his latest European trip. He went where he said he was going, he stayed in communication with his employees and he didn’t see his piece of ass on the side or, as he puts it, his ’soulmate’.

Maybe he just needed adult supervision to be faithful. You and I both know that he wouldn’t be the first. Sadly, he won’t be the last either…..very stupid…..

 

Update:

Instead of just removing my very stupid mistake of insulting the governor of North Carolina by calling him Mark Sanford, I thought I would just cross that mistake out so you can see that I’m human too. That’s right! I make mistakes. I just don’t go around cheating like some people. :-)