OJ Simpson is quite possibly the most stupid man on the planet. In fact, I think he may be the most stupid man in the universe. How do you get away with a double murder and then run into a room with people to try and take back stuff with a gun? OJ deserves 99 years just for being stupid. You may be wondering how I know he is guilty. First of all, no black person takes the California police on a low speed chase. Running from the police in California is like a box of chocolates when you are black…..you never know what you are going to get when they catch your ass! Second, if he didn’t do anything there would have been no reason to run. Nicole wasn’t his current wife. He wasn’t so broken up over her death that he had to run from the cops. I know that OJ must have thought Johnny Cochran was amazing for getting him off. Well OJ Johnny is dead. Johnny Cochran is not going to be saving OJ’s ass (and I mean that literally) from prison now.

After escaping those initial charges, he should have ran away from trouble as quick as he could go. Instead, he decided to run into a room with a few thugs to get his stuff back. He wasn’t even the one carrying the weapon. All of the guys got off and OJ was THE ONLY ONE to go to jail! Isn’t that stupid? If I had a Hall of Hame for being very stupid, I definitely would have to make OJ a member. Well, he is going to have at least the next 9 years to think about his stupidity courtesy of the judge in his current case. Hopefully he doesn’t get more stupid while he is in prison. At least the Goldman family can collect the .12 cent per hour he will likely be making while working in prison. At least he will be able to keep up payments on that 33+ million he owes them.