Now let me say a little something before I start telling you this story. I don’t believe everything I read in the media. I believe that there are certain things they will print correctly and certain things that they will just print. Either way, I find this next story interesting. Damiene Iriarte is a 26 year old guy who had been convicted of raping a 13 year old girl in 2003. He served 60 days. How the fuck do you rape a young girl and get 60 days in jail? He took a guilty  plea in 2004, was convicted of two misdemeanors and was sentenced to 60 days in jail along with probation. Well if justice is a dish best served cold, I guess this guy must be experiencing one of the best frozen treats known to man.

Damiene Iriarte was found naked and bleeding behind a Brooklyn building. The tip of his penis had been bitten off. According to police, he was a victim of sexual self-mutilation. Now I know that there are some men who can suck themselves off, but can you tell me if that sounds crazy or not? Maybe it’s just me. When asked how it happened, a polce source said this, “How he did it? Limber, I guess. Not the work of a sane mind.”  Indeed….

This guy raped a girl so he deserved to have the head of penis bitten of, but if he did it himself, maybe he should have just jumped in the Hudson and killed himself. Biting the head off of your own penis is very stupid, but raping a 13 year old girl when you are a 20 year old man is even more stupid. No matter how the tip of his penis went bye-bye, its good that its gone. Letting him keep the tip would have been very stupid. If he didn’t bite it off himself, kudos to the person who helped lighten his load.